This blog has been rated
E for Excellent by PhysioProf!
Of course, since PhysioProf’s blog rates a Double Excellent, I suppose he can walk around handing these things out like copies of the ‘Watchtower’ left on one’s doorstep. So don’t get your hopes up; this blog sucks just as much as it did yesterday. Except, I feel a whole lot better about the suckitude now!
Seriously though, thanks PP. It is much appreciated.
This whole ‘E’ business has inspired me to create a new award, in the light of recent events, for people who show exceptional testicular fortitude. I’m gonna draw on the classic Glengarry Glen Ross theme about what it takes to close the deal (brass balls) and the privilege reserved for those in possession of said BBs, “Coffee is for closers only”, and hereby create the “Closers-Only Testicular Titan Award of the Internets” or COTTAI. Naturally, the winner of the inaugural COTTAI would have to be Abel Pharmboy who live-blogged his own vasectomy!
Now, if there only were a handy graphic that we could use to iconify the COTTAI......
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